Celebrity apartments: Lemmy and Fenriz edition
Ready? Set? Get depressed. In the video below, Mr Lemmy Kilmister gives us an exclusive tour of his apartment in the city of Los Angeles. While some of you will be stupid enough to claim that he's...
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Dearest Russia, please bring back communism
It seems like Mother Russia’s people have a little too much time on their hands. It is bad enough that these all look kind of like women with bushy eyebrows, but to immortalize the members of W.A.S.P....
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Must see show coming soon!
Wait...is Iron Maiden playing? No? Oh, it's Paul Di'Anno who's playing right? No?Oh...it's the guitar player in Paul Di'Anno's band. Got it, got it. Color me there.
View Article***NEWS FLASH*** Exodus and Kreator are, in fact, the same band!
I'm almost ashamed to admit to this, but in all my extensive years listening to Exodus and Kreator (two of my favorite 80's thrash bands), I never realized that they were, in fact, the same band. I...
View ArticleAir drumming, a true story.
Several years ago, fellow blogger (and Metal Inquisition founder) Mr. Gene Hoglan's Balls ended up living in the very same city that I call home. He asked me to help him move, and I happily obliged. As...
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And yet another spin-off...
I started writing for Metal Inquisition about two years ago, back when posts were a little more frequent, but no less hilarious and revealing. I penned a couple posts about ‘When Weed And Metal Goes...
View ArticleGreatest version of Venom's "Black Metal" ever played
Not that Venom didn't do a great job with the original, but when this kid takes his shirt off, you know he's more committed to the song than Cronos ever was. Link courtesy of Mr Gene Hoglan's Balls.
View ArticleBobby Rock says: intensity is the name of the game when playing for rivetheads
Listen up fools, Nitro's own Bobby Rock is gonna' tell you how it's done.
View ArticleRoger from accounts payable having a great time at a Manowar show
I'm happy to see that Roger from the accounts payable department here at Metal Inquisition finally got to experience Manowar live. I've been telling him for years how great they are, so for me to see...
View ArticleCleaning out the Metal Inquisition Archives
I was looking through the Metal Inquisition YouTube account, and realized that a few videos I uploaded were never published.First up, Barney from Napalm Death showing he's got mad skillz on the...
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Drive your co-workers craaaaaaaaaaazy!!!
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Metal Inquisition Archives: Cassettes
Anthrax Among The Living cassette, circa 1989. All writing done by my brother, except for the band logo and album name at the bottom left, which I did. Notice the droopy, downward pointing letters in...
View ArticleWhere would Chris Barnes buy a used Porsche?
If you ever asked yourself this question (and who among us hasn't), this video will give you the answer you've been looking for:(video via Mr Gene Hoglan's Balls)
View ArticleAre you or a loved one drifting toward satanism?
Seriously, you better watch your use of new vocabulary.
View ArticleRoadie for a day
Britain's only Udo Dirkschneider look-alike gets a 14 year old a job working for Iron Maiden as a roadie.Video via reader Omar
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Metal Inquisition Archives: Lyrics
Like so many of you, I too look back upon my past and cringe relentlessly. Luckily, there's few bits of evidence to prove just how much of a douche I've been for much of my life. For example, there's...
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My retarded metal scrapbook
Once upon a time, when my white high-tops were high, and my mullet flowed effortlessly down the back of my neck, I honestly believed that I was destined for greatness. Considering what I wore at the...
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My retarded metal scrapbook, part 2
Here we have further proof of my self-important delusions of grandeur, circa 1992. Archived for your pleasure, numerous receipts of my musical purchases around that time, which I thoroughly believed...
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Dave Mustaine does a belly dance, and names his band after toothpaste.
In 1989, I received a gift certificate for a record store called Bambuco, in Bogota's Unicentro shopping mall. I eagerly anticipated the day that I'd be able to use the certificate, since I was already...
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